Shoulds't one endeavor to eat the peppermint bark, one must sharpen thine teeth 'forehand with great preciseness, and tilt thine head 90 degrees before approaching the tree. Having your preparations in order, this minty bark is actually quite ravishing. Indeed, it is that exotic toothpaste my peanut butter sandwich craves.
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Shoulds't thou endeavor to eat the salted caramel cupcake, thou musn't worry about any sodium-based concerns, for you see, the cupcake is quite tasty and digestible, its subtle dash of naclicity perfectly enhancing the exquisite caramel flavor. Mmmmm, n'yes~